Wednesday, May 11, 2005

THOSE STUPID HEADLINES THOSE DAMN LEMMINGS!

Oil saves the day CNN HEADLINES *(do you like my sense of humor?)
6:19p

Market manages modest gains after choppy morning as oil slumps, DC security threat is resolved.
OH MY....little Cesna 3 miles from white house.....RUN RUN for the hills...scramble the jets....sell your stocks...for g-ds sake HIDE DICK CHENNY!!

NO wait it turning turning....BUY BUY BUY.....plug those black boxes back in...wait wait.....oil is rising sell sell run for the hills.....Jackson's nose falls off in court sell sell..
No just a rumor...wait OIL is falling near $50 again...all is well BUY BUY call alan pump pump...

WAIT this just in
"White House wants $25 a barrel oil"http://money.cnn.com/2005/05/11/news/economy/whitehouse_oil.reut/index.htm
WHY DID they wait so long to ask for that?

DAMN! CERTAINLY do NOT PAS ANY bills requiring better gas mailage or conservation...we JUST need to freakin PUMP more!

LAME DUCK is the ONLY nice thing that comes to mind....limp is the other BEAR MKT is going to be back in viscious form before years over or early 2006....

NOT MANY WILL SEE IT COMING

Duratek

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