GAG REFLEX

VINEYARD HAVEN, Mass. – "President Barack Obama will address the nation from the Oval Office and visit troops at Fort Bliss, Texas, on Tuesday to mark the end of U.S. combat operations in Iraq."

Make sure you remind them big O you sent them all to Afghan....let the applause die down first....forget to tell them how many you will LEAVE in IRAQ for like forever....

WOW, what a finish to todays stock market, all of MSM is cheering..."DOW HOLD 10,000" (like that means anything anymore!) "Dow reverses earlier losses" or love this one from the worthless street.com "After the Bell: Stocks Recover on Bargain Hunting" (what bleepin bargains! you morons)

How about this one from me "DOW HAS GONE NOWHERE IN TEN YEARS!" or "DOW HAS NOT RALLIED FROM 2009 LOWS IN TERMS OF REAL MONEY" or "YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR WAY OUT OF DEBT OR TO PROSPERITY"
or "WE'RE NOT AS STUPID AS WE LOOK......stop lying to us"

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